Three Flarves
(all lines taken from my mom’s Facebook)
I. Bowie
I’m glad you got the chance to see Bowie in space.
Vast experience!!!!! HA-HA
If I glue my eyes shut, maybe I can get some sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
II. Petition to Make the Day
I’m the bonus gift. I’m the bonus gift. I’m the
bonus gift. I’m the bonus gift. I’m the bonus gift.
I’M SPEECHLESS…
That’s alright we still ROCK!!!!
6 attackers in a row
Headache for 2 days straight. beware… I’m just as crazy as ever
I hit a cardinal with my car once. AAAWWWW wasn’t pretty…red feathers flying all over. That’s what I want to see Saturday…CHA-CHING
HE might make it. HE could make it look easy.
You only have three choices though.
Maybe I’ll see INSIDE some of you on tv.
Watch our boys eat up some cardinals from my warm comfy couch.
I hit a cardinal with my car once.
I Super-Glued my thumb to a dry erase board. All over.
It’s nice to be back on earth.
It’s a very big room I had to walk across.
III. You Are a Sick Little Puppy Chickie
Bold and saucy,
you moves swiftly to avoid being stepped on.
An errand, I shall return.
To be invisible.
Air Boats, bringing their total body
count to 1.
Me too!!!!!
Me too!!!!!!!
Stephanie-Paige helped Eddie take control of a casino
and wants you to help too. She just iced
Abheet Sawant, bringing their total body count to 2.
There are only 5 remaining!
Now that’s a true friend!
“Hey Steph,
such a cool night, think it’s 37 out there.
brr, how you doing?”
Post love.
“Hey Steph—HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMMY!!!!”
SAME TO YOU AND YOU FAMILY!!!!!!!
Happy Holidays (especially if we cook the falcons)
Stephanie-Paige needs to clear some stolen vehicles
and has decided
to make you as fierce as they are.
Poor me.
George Peterson likes this.
Stephanie-Paige has removed her job,
her job.
This has been the laziest
day I can remember.